The Federation of Enlightened Thought

Eclairé A Pensé (“Enlightened Thought”) 

We, here at Eclairé A Pensé, believe it is our duty to report on the endless absurdities that we see going on in today’s society. We must enlighten our readers and keep them informed. Everywhere we look these days, there seems to be some new ridiculous American phenomenon popping up that makes us shake our heads in utter disbelief. Tard Nation has completely taken over.

Then you have to add in the unbridled greed, apathy, stupidity, and corruption that we see flowing from every direction. It is enough to make you want to scream. And scream we must! We are not going down without a fight.

We are The Federation of Enlightened Thought and we take our cue from the infamous (now-defunct) Alliance of Rational Thought, which unleashed 9 thought-provoking “Stimulations” upon an unsuspecting world during the first half of the 1990s. These vitriolic missives were designed to wake up the sleeping masses, and awaken they did. The world was never the same.

Now, we, The Federation of Enlightened Thought, strive to carry on that same rabble-rousing tradition. We have come here to reawaken a nation that has only grown more apathetic over the years. We will never cease fighting to bring about positive change and to point out when something needs criticizing, whether it be of a political nature, or on more mundane topics. We welcome all discerning opinions too.

Just remember: we cannot be bought or influenced! LONG LIVE THE FEDERATION!! 

The Federation of Enlightened Thought

“We do the thinking, so you don’t have to”



  1. joseph devassy said,

    May 21, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    The sight looks absolutely great! Wow! Great aesthetic design, the mission statement is priceless, it’s all freakin’ good. Long live the Federation!!!

  2. joseph devassy said,

    May 21, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    I beg my pardon, this web SITE rules!! Long live the Federation!!!

  3. Tracy said,

    May 21, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    Oi!!!!!!!! Long live the Federation!!!!!

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