Roll Call #4

August 16, 2009…

 

People, places & things that make us want to commit suicide: 

The Iraqi War – the state of the economy – Jon & Kate Gosselin – American Idol – the job market – ugly, flat-chested women – Michael Vick’s reinstatement into the NFL – the Bush-Cheney administration – terrorism – corporate greed – the New York Giants – people that don’t return your calls and blow off plans – Pizza Hut Park – wheat – modern country music – terrestrial radio – reality TV shows – ignorance – the Boston Red Sox winning the World Series – the NRA – Rush Limbaugh – Sarah Palin – drug commercials on TV – the FDA – Twitter – Osama bin Laden – the RIAA – Guantanamo prison – Con Air – fast food restaurants – South Park – Marilyn Manson – cancer – steroids in baseball – 50 Cent – Arrested Development’s cancellation – blind patriotism – the Pittsburgh Steelers winning the Super Bowl – Barry Bonds – Toby Keith – Jerry Jones – AIG – the New York Yankees allowing Joe Torre to get away – Terrell Owens – Big Macs – sweet potatoes – the Wall Street bailout – Hillary Clinton – arrogance – racism – undisciplined children – Oprah Winfrey – 2009 – divorce – domestic violence – crystal meth – the death of the compact disc – insurance companies – Tard Nation – the phrase “my bad” – the Religious Right – Sen. Chris Dodd – welfare for the rich – Communism – the Middle East – guns – diet soda – al-Qaeda – people who can’t handle their liquor – Survivor – nuclear weapons – the dating scene – depression – computer viruses – the Taliban – brussel sprouts – Kenny G – the neo-Nazi movement – Celine Dion – gangsta rap – the death of John Lennon – opera – the KKK – Waterbury, CT – “Sometimes When We Touch” – the Die Hard movies – “Brangelina” – light beer – state cops – Jose Cuervo – Nicholas Cage movies – computer hackers – Mary Murphy – The Jerry Springer ShowLaw and Order – white bread – religious wackjobs – Simon Cowell – cable TV – golddiggers – the death of loved ones. 

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